Tuesday, March 3, 2009

"pay attention"

For some reason, this is the thing i yell when i'm almost getting hit by a car or just escaped a near-death experience with one. The other thing i like to yell is "i'm a f-ing human being!". There's also pointing out that i'm in a crosswalk, but i don't think that has the same impact.

Despite the dire nature of me almost capturing either my death or at least severe maiming on video, I can't help but laugh loudly at how much my voice slowed down sounds like a mooing cow.

One thing about walking in Phoenix, whether for performance, destination or fitness—you are taking your life in your own hands. The woman who almost hit me was blowing a bubble as she was doing it.

1 comment:

  1. I like to say SHAME ON YOU, and use the finger and hand swiping across the top that we all know means shame on you. If my hand are full MOTHER FUCKER is my favorite with FUCKING ASSHOLE a close second. BC

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